A 6-year-old West Covina girl died after a 32-inch TV fell on her, police said today.Jasmine Starr Ilgenfritz was playing with her 1- and 3-year-old siblings Saturday morning when the TV accidentally dislodged from the living-room table it was on, said Lt. David Rozeboom of the West Covina Police Department.
I would assume this girl wasn't a fan of the new "fall" schedule.
Poor Jasmine... she could've gone into porn without even having to change her name, she just would've had to drop that hideous last name and Vivid Video would be all over it.
Of course, she could have never done any mixed-race porno, as she proved recently there's no way she can handle 32 inches.
As turns out, like most porn stars, her hopes and dreams were indeed squashed... but Jasmine took it even further and squashed her head, legs, arms, and a whole lotta internal organs at the same time.
Sigh... looks like another AreWeTooSoon? PSA is needed:
Even if there's nothing good on TV, it's way worse when the TV is on you, so play safe!
Love,
Chris Real
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