San Juan, Puerto Rico (CNN) -- The suspect in the brutal slaying of a gay teenager in Puerto Rico was charged Wednesday with first-degree murder and four other counts, the prosecutor in the case told CNEND. Juan A. Martinez Matos was arrested late Monday in connection with the slaying of Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado, whose decapitated, dismembered and partially burned body was found Friday afternoon on a road in central Puerto Rico.
Well... that woulda been messy. It would've taken a lot of spik and Span to clean it up.
Funny, Mr. Lopez never had any problems with giving a little head before.
My issue is, Peurto Ricans are naturally flamboyant, and they love parades... it's possible this guy wasn't gay at all.
Yes, three sentences, three stereotypes... not my fault though, the article started it, Martinez and Lopez???? Are you kidding me? Who here DOESN'T think if there were witnesses we'd be seeing a Perez, a Fernandez, and if they were really thinking outside the box (which Mr. Lopez was prone to do), a Ruiz. The Peurto Rican peop... I mean press are notoriously lazy and just type the first name that pops in their head.
Sucks for Lopez (amazingly, no pun intended) that he'll miss next year's Cinco de Guy-O celebration.
The killing itself wasn't even about Mr. Lopez's sexual orientation, it was actually a drug dispute probably.
The article states the body was partially burned... Fa-LAAAAAAA-ming!
Y'know, I just remembered how funny the gay Peurto Rican dude on the Soup Nazi and The Sponge episodes of Seinfeld was.
"Was joo talkin to heem? 'Cuz joo was obvusly talkin to one of us, so who, WHO, who wajoo talkin to?"
Crap, now I feel bad.
Sorry gang (again no pun intended), I lost my head there for a motherFUCKER!
May joo rest in peace, headless hearse man.
Love,
Chris Real
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