BEIJING, CHINA (TS) — A 5-month-old baby died in a hospital amid pleas for help from his parents while the doctor played video games online in eastern China, health authorities said Friday.An investigation showed Dr. Mao Xiaojun was playing an online version of "Go" on the night shift and she did not take the parents' pleas for help seriously.
I suppose this is less of an insult to the infant's parents than if she was playing Operate On a Baby Hero or something. Either way, they certainly do not love Dr. Mao long time now.
The article did not mention the sex of the baby (calm down Michael Jackson's ghost, I said the sex OF the baby), but it is well documented that Chinese culture prizes male children over female children. (Ok EVERY culture does that but the Chinese are fairly open about it)
The saddest part of this story is that at 5 months old, the child was only two months away from being eligible for the Chinese women's Olympic gymnastics team.
Yes, that's the second Chinese women's gymnastics team reference I've made on this site, but at least I'm not turning all my Ls into Rs in this one.
The article states Dr. Mao-io was playing the game on an instant messaging system. See? MSG is indeed dangerous to your health. Hopefully trying to establish an on-line gaMing Dynasty was worth it.
Parents of the dead toddler immediately demanded a refund of 50% of their hospital bill, saying "I no pay this. This damaged. You do betta on priiiiice", before finally settling for a sweet 30% discount.
No word on if the doctor, like the baby, reached the final revel. FUCK! Level.
Love,
Chris Real
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