Phillies fan dies following ballpark hit-and-run

PHILADELPHIA, PA (TS) -- A Philadelphia man has died of injuries sustained when he was hit by a car outside Citizens Bank Park during a Phillies playoff game.

Talk about adding insult to injury. (which happens to be my specialty so - RAWK!)

From the linked article:
Philadelphia police say 42-year-old Nicholas Medora died Wednesday night at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital after falling into a coma.
Police say Medora was drinking with a group of men in a parking lot during the Phillies' National League Championship Series-clinching win over the Los Angeles Dodgers on Oct. 21.

The Phillies, who died their own horribly embarrassing death last night, were unavailable for comment, although sources close to the organization say they are attempting to track down the driver... to sign him for the 2010 season, as they are obviously in need of both more hits and runs.

This the most exciting story that has anything to do with baseball since... well, ever.

"We want a batter,
Not a stiff cadaver!
We want a pitcher
Not a...

Not a...

Um not a... DAMMIT!"

Do over.

"We want a catcher,
Not a grass patcher!
We want a fielder,
Not a non-yielder!"

Medora will be grounded out permanently this weekend.

Love,
Chris Real