Thursday, November 5, 2009

It's Official... AC/DC Fans Are Douchebags


Winnipeg Man Jailed For Stabbing Guy Who Didn't Like AC/DC


A 37-year-old Winnipeg man has been sentenced to four years in jail and three years of probation after he stabbed a man who insultedAC/DC.

According to the
Winnipeg Sun, James Ivison invited a 22-year-old man to his room at a Furby Street rooming house in October 2008. After they had a few beers, the man started insulting AC/DC, which Ivison was playing at the time. He then started questioning Ivison's sexual orientation.

Ivison responded by stabbing the victim, who had grabbed a frying pan, three times in the chest and two times in the stomach with a kitchen knife.


Yowza. Where do I even begin with this one? A guy gets stabbed for dissing AC/DC. In other words, a guy gets stabbed for having TASTE.

Let's see, if someone can get stabbed for not liking AC/DC, then by all means people should also get stabbed for not liking the following:

AIDS, Hitler, H1N1, George W. Bush, country music, incest, liver, bank service fees, telemarketers, herpes, ex-girlfriends, Kathie Lee Gifford, Bill O'Reilly, a kick to the groin, etc.

Sloan once had a line in a song, "It's not the band I hate, it's their fans." This is certainly the case with AC/DC. AC/DC are great at what they do, but the kind of fans they attract could generally be mistaken for being extras in Deliverance or Fubar. This story is no exception.

The world is truly heading down a highway to hell...


-JJ Ramone


1 comment:

  1. WHAHAHAHAHA Great post bro.

    "It's not the band I hate, it's their fans." That sums up my thoughts on Christianity to a tee.

    A couple things...

    1 - The statement "AC/DC fans are douchebags" was official LONG before this incident.

    2 - It's sad to think that this guy, who is an AC/DC fan with a tendency to commit assualt with a deadly weapon, might still be the LEAST douchebag-y guy in Winnipeg.

    Again, well done sir... This issue you have exposed cannot ever get too much publicity.

    AC/DC fans ARE douchebags... and I bet even Bon Jovi fans could kick their ass. (and yes, I'm aware ONLY women are Bon Jovi fans)

    Rawk.

    CfR

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