Binge drinking kills 3rd China official this year

BEIJING, CHINA (TS) — A Communist Party official in China has died from excessive drinking, the third such alcohol poisoning case that highlights the problems of a drinking culture connected with government and business work, an official newspaper reported Monday.

Yes, I know... we JUST put up a piece on a story from China. I know how irresponsible that is to not be controlling the Chinese Too Soon story population and keep letting them build up to completely unhealthy and unsustainable levels in a world that already has more than enough Chinese Too Soon stories.

I TRIED to herd all the Chinese Too Soon stories into a big civic square and run over them with tanks. Didn't work.

This is a toughie to pass up though.

THREE Chinese politicians in ONE year die from binge drinking. It's like Delta Phi Kappa meets Mao Tse Tung. (Δδ Φφ Κκ meets... I dunno a bunch of things that look like little houses and number signs on opium)

This might all be a plot by the USA, get their buddy that they owe money to so hammered they either forget or drunkenly let you off the hook.

Drunk China: "It Ok USA, you no owe us no more, USA cool, USA cool. Saaaaaaaay, USA, how about since we do you favour, you set us up with your hot mom, England? She so sexy sexy, and you no tell her USA about China small wee wee."

Or at least to keep China gong show drunk so they stay gung ho to keep len ding.

From the linked article:
The cases highlight the heavy ritualized role drinking plays in business and government circles in China. Bai jiu, the potent rice liquor, is a permanent presence at elaborate banquets, where "Gan bei," or "Bottoms up," is the official toast.

Enough with the rice liquors east Asia! For heaven's sake. "Heaven's Sake" ahahaha - that will be the new hot brand of Bai Jiu in China.

Wait, Bai Jiu? That's the Phillips girl that wasn't boinking her Papa, right?

Anyway... I'll end off with another AreWeTooSoon? PSA, just for our friends in the Chinese government.

Remember, learn to control your alcohol, you don't wanna get so drunk you can't wok.

Gan Bei,
Chris Real