ORLANDO, Florida (TS) -- Two people were killed and six injured by a gunman who opened fire in a high-rise office building in Orlando, Florida, on Friday, local media reported.
No word yet on if Nidal Malik Hasan is going to file a copyright infringement lawsuit or not.
Once again Charlton Heston was unavailable for comment, but we assume it was along the lines of: "Yup yup yup yeeeeeeehaw!"
We've discussed here before how Florida is the dumbest state in the USA, so again the average IQ of the country as a whole rises sliiiiiiiiiiightly.
Look, my American friends, I know your unemployment rate went over 10% for the first time since under Reagan in '83, and yes, if you find a way to do this mass shooting thing daily then eventually that number will drop... but there has to be a better way.
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