Thursday, November 12, 2009

Holocaust survivor, 'careless smoker' dies in fire

WHAHAHAHAA!

First off, welcome back fucktards.

We decided to take the first three days of this week to honour the men and women who have given their lives for our freedoms with three days of silence.

Then yesterday, a single post, to pay tribute.

Now, we'll go back to celebrating and exercising one of the many things they gave to us by opening a few delicious cans of free speech on your asses... and do we have a doooooooooozie of a welcome back story.

There's lots to catch up on from the past few days, so I'll keep this one short.

Last month, emergency medical services personnel responding to a call on Sutton Lane in Hewlett talked to Adam Rafalowicz about the burn holes in his clothing, rugs and furnishings -- all caused by smoking.
On Saturday, fire officials said, the 86-year-old man's son also talked to his father about what was called "careless smoking."


Early Thursday, Rafalowicz, who had survived the Holocaust, friends and family told officials, was found dead in a second-floor bathroom following a "very severe" fire that destroyed his second-floor master bedroom.

So... we get some modern Too Soo material mixed with some classic Too Soon material.

Seriously, the ONLY thing that could make this better is if he slipped in the shower instead.

Ok, or maybe leaving a running car in a closed garage too long as well.

First off, the term "Holocaust survivor" is a bit silly. The Holocaust is defined as the extermination of 6 millions Jewish people by the Nazi regime. By definition, there can be no survivors. There can be "concentration camp survivors", and they all no doubt have harrowing and sometimes heroic stories... but they are still more "Holocaust avoiders".

It's amazing, buddy got too careless when he Schindler's lit his cigarette and ends up recreating the not so good old days and dies one of the most ironic deaths of all time.

Now we wait for a Titanic survivor to die in a kiddie pool.

Love,
Anonymous

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