Thursday, October 22, 2009

Ohio Cheerleader Collapses at Practice and Dies

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (TS) -- A coroner is investigating the death of a northeast Ohio cheerleader who collapsed at practice and died.

Gimmie a C! Gimmie an O! Gimmie a P! Gimmie a Y! Gimme a C! Gimmie an A! Gimmie a T!

First a high school basketball player collapses and dies at practice, then a high school football player collapses and dies at practice. Well, now the ladies are getting into the mix and making their own "Too Soon" presence felt! All this in one week... the week this site launched... interesting.

The name of the world's newest cadaveRAH! is Jabraya Howell, who rallied her last bit of pep, squaded her last bit of spirit, and brought her last bit of "it", during an after school practice yesterday.

Her coach and cheer team mates were crushed... because she was one of the all important bottom corner foundation girls in the pyramid they were practicing at the time.

The squad has bravely decided to go on and perform at this Saturday's football game, because "That's like, totally what Jabraya would have wanted".
So they will now have Jabraya be the top of the pyramid instead.

No word yet on if any of her friends have her Facebook password so they can update her status.

U! G! L! Y! She's got a great alibi, she's dead, she's dead.

Love,
Chris Real

1 comment:

  1. Bitch yeah shes dead but I wish i knew who you was so I could fuck you up bitch don't never in yo life disrespect my sister... Fuck yo dead grandmother dig that bitch up and fuck her with a dildo

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