Thursday, January 28, 2010

Confirmed: Remains Are Metallica Fan Morgan Harrington

One tragic chapter closes, another begins. Virginia State Police on Wednesday confirmed that the human remains found in a Virginia hayfield earlier this week have been conclusively identified as belonging to Virginia Tech student Morgan Harrington, 20, who went missing from a Metallica concert in Charlottesville on Oct. 17.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand the collective IQ of the planet rises ever so slightly.

This girl's death style, determines my laugh style. Her death style, determines my laugh style-yuh!

Finally a heavy metal death that can't be blamed on a band's lyrics. Of course, if this was suicide, the death could still be easily blamed on the last three albums worth of Metallica music... which I have dubbed "Nerf Metal".

No word on if this girl's World of Warcraft character lives on...

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